click on it here, and the root, but not the zombie one. 

The Root posted an article on this which was then cross-posted to Zombie Deadspin.  Very confused on how to proceed.

Stick to not-sports.

Quarter Pounder? I ‘ardly knew ‘er!

I CLICK ON ADS ONLY, ARTICLES ARE ANCILLARY, GIVE ME THAT SWEET AD CONTENT! AUTO-PLAY ALL ADS AT EAR-SHATTERING VOLUME YESSSSSS!

Hey Kinja commenters!

I regret to inform you that this is not sports

Whelp, here we are. Deadspin has finally spun down.

I had to look up what hotboxing is. That is seriously obnoxious, as is the other described behaviors. Good riddance to bad rubbish. 

ah, if only it was that simple. Like when I was a mechanic. I’m in the middle of an $800 job and some guy calls asking if I can change his spark plugs (a $50 job at best) and if he can drive over and have me do it now. When I said it’d be at least a couple hours until I could get to it, he got huffy and said “well, if…

I feel his pain. I hate onions and can only tolerate them to a very small extent.

Jezspin forever

After I log in at work, the next tab I open is for Deadspin - Every Day!

Where are we all meeting now? I still got stupid shit to say.

Fuck this shit.  Burn it to the fucking ground

This is a true story: When I was in my dirtbag 20s, my friends and I used to hang out at a crappy bar because we loved the main bartender and the culture there. Then the scumbags who owned the bar fired the bartender we loved. He went to work at another bar and we followed him there. The first bar is closed now.

If Petchesky were to start a GoFundMe for NotSportsSpin or some other similarly named website, I would kick in $50.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

But AOC wasn’t crediting Bernie for CHIP.