Yeah I don’t think anyone is up in arms because they can’t take a high speed train from New York to LA, but maybe like Cincy to Chicago by way of Indianapolis should be reasonable.

I was bored once and looked at a transcription job on Mechanical Turk.  I spent about 10 minutes on it and gave up.  It is very hard work.

Bless you George.

I prefer to toil in obscurity.

I’ll miss you the most.

I’m not sure you understood what this website was, sir or madam.

Yes Deadspin doesn’t exist just like Splinter doesn’t exist.

Spanfeller is the secret ingredient?

Oh man. Just when I thought we were connecting.

I would call you Helen, not Karen.

Much easier is to direct the manager in Iowa to not sell to him.  I don’t know if they franchise but if they do, they can lean on a franchisee pretty hard.

Can this be Splinter now?

Personally, I think we should ban anything I don’t like. The more arbitrary and capricious the better.

Can this be Splinter now?

Well...you got your wish.

No, someone who simply wants the teams with the best paper talent to be in the playoff, record be damned.

It’s essentially a dressed up “Everyone knows team X is really good so losses against inferior teams should be treated as a mulligan.”

The joke is on him because now I don’t feel any shame in blocking the ads on this page.

Kitchens is a terrible leader.  Maybe a decent offensive coordinator, but definitely a terrible leader.

Yes the Browns are pretty good except for all the things they do to make themselves not win games.