I work in NYC and Friday a large chunk of my office was talking baseball and commiserating about the Yankees. As a Marlins fan I brought up the fact my team has lost 203 games over the past two season, so really you guys don’t have it bad. A co-worker brought up the “this would be the first decade since the Ottoman…

“Fuck your Grandpa” is a take I’m here for.

Cool story, and it sounds like your grandpa has lived a full life. All the best to him. 

I hope you do! Then we can be spared your meandering self-congratulating babbling about how your team’s championships are just so much better than others’.

The year your grandfather turned one, 1925, the Yankees finished 69-85 (because Babe Ruth drank(?) himself into the hospital).

You sound like a moronic homer.

Poor dude's only seen 27 championships.

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

New York seized all the momentum in the game, and Aroldis Chapman had the Astros down to their last out when Jose Altuve struck.

The Yankees won’t be in the World Series, and all is well with the world once more.

Suck it Yankee fans!

We want to extend a nation-wide heartfelt gratitude to Houston and D.C. for saving us from a Fall Classic befouled by the Yankees and Cardinals. The Yankee team is stocked with actually decent men, save for the petulant and perfidious Sanchez. For one example, Judge is not only a great player but seems like an…

Look at you, mister facts and shit.

“From the perspective of MLB clubs, our principal goals are upgrading the minor league facilities that we believe have inadequate standards for potential MLB players, improving the working conditions for MiLB players, including their compensation...”

Fuck I miss Splinter.

I don’t think he deserves credit for not capitulating in every single way imaginable. 

I’m really torn about this.

Eh, they are trying pretty desperately not to lose that money, which kind of makes them China’s stooge. They stand to lose a lot of money, but it’s not like they *need* that money. They could afford to take a principled stand and absorb the losses.

“Silver does deserve credit for not firing Morey on the spot”

Say what you will about the Korean Central News Agency, “the game of attacks and counterattacks ended in a draw 0-0” is the quintessential description of a soccer game.