China Chao is right there and while I am posting this I am mildly uncomfortable with how slurry it sounds. 

Why do liberal put down nicknames always sound so lame? We're supposed to be the creative ones. 

They don’t seem to have any sense of porpoise out there.

thank god the cops were there lol

I cant wait for the 35 billy haisley articles regarding VAR

His district includes Ames but he cheers for the 1969 Texas Longhorns. Still. He also likes 1971 LSU and 1971 Georgia. But not in like a racist way. Just playin’ the game right way.

When will Cleveland confront the reality of Wahooliganism in their own community?

Lmao @ that dumbass loser cop

“...the most consistently terrible rivalry game in college football.”

After the election of Donald Trump, this is completely expected.

The MLS is baffled by this. If you throw racists out, how can other racists feel comfortable at your games?

I wonder what has changed in America where someone feels so comfortable yelling this shit in public. So weird.

Hey! I’d love to talk to you about it on or off the record. You can reach me at diana@deadspin.com. 

Let’s be clear, we all know on the list of Tebow’s skills “not fucking” is well above “sports.”

yeah "tricked" 

It’s amazing how that works, isn’t it?       

Rudy can pay $42k a month in spousal support and still have the money to spend thousands more on fucking pens, but we can’t raise taxes to pay for health care because it’s “too expensive.”

I think he starts all sentences with “ I say, I say” though

You reckon he means Samatha Bee, or do the sticker company charge by the letter?

I like how the bottom left sticker is just accidentally complimenting Samantha B.