Thermostats are a socialist invention to save energy! Smash all thermostats to save america!

This is the socialist takeover of American business!”

FFS, you Philistines, the answer was Charlie BUCKET:

Oh God, what would the world be without Houston.  The horror.

He doesn’t give a fuck about any of that. He just wants them off the street, away from anyone’s sight lines. He sees this as literally cleaning up the city. “Look how nice our cities are now! No more bums sleeping on the street! ALL FIXED.”

Trump doesn’t give a shit about eradicating the homelessness problem, about fixing it, about ensuring that those without food/shelter/gainful employment and/or with mental health disorders get the sort of care they need. He wants to sweep bums off the street, like you’d hire an exterminator to get rid of bugs in your…

If you work for a living, people like Varney hate you and want you to suffer. Give him all of the respect he deserves.

Well, the store brand version, actually.

I don’t care? He’s a billionaire. He can spare some pennies to run a newspaper that loses $100k a year.

I shout this at anyone who will listen, but sadly, too many of these dumb-dumbs can't see past "union dues". It's almost heartbreaking.

Gotta keep adding to the bottom line. No matter what.

Donnie Jr, Eric and Ivanka =  My children

Holy fuck, she looks like a slightly irregular first gen beta release real doll.

She’s got a son...together

Karl Malone told me to shut up while he was giving a talk at my church. I was 5. 

Trump: “I may have to go for an extra term.”

...gets his new jersey signed...

When I was 10 years old, I met Boomer Esiason at a Jets training camp. When he handed me an autograph, he told me that I need to clean under my fingernails better. It's 25 years later and I have no idea where that autograph is, but I still hold onto that sage advice.

Nothing a sharpie can’t fix.