Right? What kind of Stockholm Syndrome nonsense is this when THIS is considered a victory to be “proud” of? Congrats on not being COMPLETELY awful, Alabama! Some standards we have, huh?

Congratulations Alabama!

Man, their dad is a complete asshole, wow.

I think it was last season when the Carolina Hurricanes were in a jam and needed an emergency goalie. They signed one of the equipment guys, who is quite good in his own right. With the game secured, they put him in at the very end of the 3rd period.

Will always remind me of:

If it makes you feel any better, Rosen could be Joe Montana reincarnated and he would still suck on the Browns.

The dull blade of bad satire becoming indistinguishable from reality.

Hey Mueller! If you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Donald Trump, our President, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Pennsylvania Avenue with all the other politicians and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his…

God I wish I invested $1000 in Amazon or Google a few years before I did. God I wish I didn’t invest in Under Armor when I did. God I wish I knew the future and/or had a time machine so I could ride the speculation waves.

Nope.

What does even fucking matter anymore? The GOP has shown that they’ll support their own regardless of what they do.

Which is from a niche of the Great American Songbook that shows how drastically standards of beauty have changed since last century - songs rationalizing skinny girlfriends.

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What a dumbass. If he had just beaten up his girlfriend or child like a normal NFL player instead of smoking weed, he would have been reinstated a lot sooner.

This shit is why I don’t want to be an american anymore.

He seems like a “fucking a guy in the ass isn’t gay unless your receiving” kind of guy.

Honestly, and I might get some flack for this, why don’t they just call it “civil unions” instead? And I mean for everyone, no separate but equal stuff. I mean, just say “You have to go get your Civil Union License”. If you want to get “married” then go to your church or religious establishment.If they allow you to…

Post hoc ergo propter hoc

At this point the Trump Administration might as well go all in with their brazen corruption and just give Whitefish Energy the $300 million in a big burlap sack with a dollar sign in it.

This Admin is redefining the term ‘political corruption’ in ways that are so ridiculously flagrant, it’s almost like they know they’ll face no consequences from a knuckle-dragging base of supplicants, a cowed press, and terrified political opponents. Weird, huh?