do you think he pronounces “Niger” correctly when he says it?

Columbus resident here. I say let them leave. Fuck publicly financing a downtown stadium. There aren’t that many people who live in downtown Columbus, and our city’s public transit system is shit, so most people are still gonna have to drive to games anyway. The city is already starting to deal with blowback from…

the entire Bosna Visoko team sat down

seems like you’re an idiot

I’m hoping for an asteroid myself. I fear Yellowstone won’t be enough to take us ALL out.

It is an Island and a U.S. Territory. It is a crap ton closer to the mainland that Hawaii, but they will probably never be granted statehood because we are a country full of racists (exhibit A, our current president) and they all speak Spanish.

Those only got him a Three on the skin writing section. Needed a four (Baby Portrait) or a five (Earnhardt tribute) to go straight to the 300 level stuff,

Counterpoint: This isn’t an NCAA problem. The problem was with SACS. UNC admitted that it was providing credit for courses that were essentially valueless. SACS should have been all over their case. The NCAA isn’t in the position to say what is or isn’t a course with value. SACS is and should have given way more than…

Taxes being raised on income below $418K is not giving up everything you worked so hard (debatable) for.

Between this and people fucking rioting in the streets over some goddamned szechuan sauce, I pray that the cold, unending embrace of death comes soon for us all.

It’s OK. Just wait till they add Jack Parkman this offseason.

Agreed. I’ve never golfed before and ill put up my 95 Pontiac grand prix that I could kick his ass.

It’s this. None of this is an accident or “neglect.” This is reducing the size and role of the federal government by design. “Neglecting” to do things is often more effective than trying to active stop them, and Republicans love the path of least resistance to their precious, precious tax cuts.

Obviously you’re missing the big picture. We’ve got no chance to win it all, so we’re tanking as part of the full rebuild. And I’m not talking just about soccer. The whole damn country. I mean, do you think we’d elect Donald Trump president if we were trying to actually be the best country? No, he’s obviously a…

I think you mean a DeVos school. Devo’s school would probably be great.

At least now the President can root for his favorite country in the World Cup.

He almost hit for the douchebag cycle. All that was missing was a “I’m a fan of [insert name of obscure international soccer club],” with a bonus multiplier if it was a non-European team.

This is such a horrible hot taek. Between your ‘people aren’t fans cause they aren’t devoted as much as I am’ to your ‘I’m happy that my team lost’ followed by a ‘US can’t play real soccer, which is the only type I enjoy’ - you are a miserable human being. Enjoy your IPA.

Once sanity reigns again and this whole thing is over, I never, ever, ever, ever want to hear the terms “snowflake” or “fake news” again. Ever.

I heard that your mother likes to moan like a filthy whore when she gets banged in the ass.