Fact: 100% of NHL players who have protested during the national anthem have received death threats. That’s way too high!

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

I’m growing increasingly credulous to the claim that the rate of sociopathy in the general population is higher than we want to admit.

I will choose both Domino’s and Little Ceaser’s ahead of Papa John’s, in the event I find myself in a wasteland without a local pizza joint.

And it doesn’t matter! Republican voters will continue to vote for this guy simply because he is a Republican. No amount of hypocrisy will change that as long as he keeps sticking it to liberals.

have you tried developing an alcohol dependency?

The real gift was watching Trump walk around listening to Puerto Ricans speak Spanish as they talked to him and their words getting translated. His face and mind must have been screaming why there weren’t speaking English and where are the real Americans that only speak English that were affected by this mild storm.

“You’re not real Americans and your humanitarian crisis isn’t a real catastrophe”

Go Twins!

I love Altuve with all my heart. And I have an enlarged heart, so it means more coming from me.

Puerto Rico is a US territory

Maybe they should rename the LA Chargers to be the LA Raiders and move the Chargers out to Vegas?

They were in London, pretty sure the cigarette (or Fag) he was smoking was a Parliament 

Dodgers games: 99.9% apathetic fair-weather-fans who just go to games to take an Instagram pic, 0.1% maniacal knife-wielding gang members who want to literally murder you.

The best part is I can just see the smug, self-satisfied look on your face as you hit “publish” on your post, thinking “HURR I USED THE LIBRULS WORDS AGAINST THEM AND REALLY THREW IT IN THEIR FACE HURRRRRRR TIME TO GO JACK OFF TO ALEX JONES DDDDUURRRRRR” when what you’ve really done is tell everyone who reads your…

Pretty sure the (unstated) reason is:

The money absolutely goes to the schools.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

*clutches pearls*

Cars of people who most often bear the brunt of law enforcement action. The poor mostly. Find a joint? Seize the car. Gun without a permit? Seize the car. Over your bag limit with wild game? Seize the truck.