+64 Impala

I 100% will and do discriminate against all trump supporters whenever I can. I won’t hire one, I won’t let any come to my Sunday NFL parties, I’ve cut off a half dozen friends and several family members. Fuck trump supporters. You made your fucking racist bed, enjoy it, motherfucker.

He’s currently undergoing a Schrödinger’s CATscan.

Neither is chess.

Uno is not a board game!

I liked that Dilbert guy better when he was full of wry insights like, “Did you ever notice that middle-management’s kinda dumb sometimes?”

Just wait till Trump gif-tweets it as him vs Jemele Hill.

53% of white women were just happy an old white man would grab them by the pussy.

...the public’s right to know supersedes age-old resistance that argued against this transparency.

they don’t want to mess with their development league

The Lions have announced that if he is caught in the stadium again, a second offense will result in Detroit Lions season tickets.

If Fox and Friends came out against garbage, I might consider living in filth.

Trump will probably just say that he already built a 1,000 mile high wall and yell “fake news” at anyone who notes that he didn’t.

Dude, these people have been doing the exact same thing with bible verses for thousands of years. This is not new territory for them.

“How can you grab any pussy if you don’t eat yer meat!”

Sherman burned it first.

I believe the correct plural is Steves Smith.

I think she got hacked. The real Ashley would have asked for a splice.

Maybe I’m just getting old, and maybe I’m losing my ideals

I want to know that if my neighbor gets cancer she can get treatments and not bankrupt her family and I don’t really like her that much.