He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

It took me 29 years to grow a full beard, don’t you dare shame him for trying, you vondruke

I’ve been trying to get tickets during this run. Man, scalpers keep upping their numbers.

Wait, so is their winning Progressive or at a Guaranteed Rate?

Between this and DACA, reading the news today, the term “lawful evil” keeps coming to mind

Because you are a wise person who understands that the more that die outright the less they have to deport once the waters have died down? They likely see it as a cost saving measure.

Yes, and then the so-called Hastert Rule finished off the last possibility of respectability it had left.

Want to know the truth? White people are scared of becoming a minority, specifically to Latinos. Notice how nobody talks about illegal immigrants coming from Canada or Europe? Because you know a lot of Canadians and/or Europeans come here and overstay their visa. But when was the last time you heard anyone railing…

Hey, Mar-a-Lago. Just wanted to let you know I am rooting for the hurricane.

And miss Mar-A-Lago? Priorities, man, priorities!

... it would take a catastrophe for the team to not at least make the play-in round.

Looks like my fallback of moving to Tierra del Fuego is now sooner than later.

Liberals can tolerate someone who believes tax cuts for the rich will help the economy or who believes our country cannot afford paying for our citizens healthcare. They may not agree with them but they can tolerate them.

That’s such a concerning response. I know you think you’ve thought this through, but stay with me for a second.

Honestly, I kinda gotta give the guy some respect. Motherfucker got paid when it turns out he wasn’t even good enough for the Cleveland goddamn Browns.

This shit is so tied into the moral/ethical perceptions of virtually everyone on the planet.

That’s nothing, the Giants hold a AAA outfield meeting every game.

No, NFL/Goodell won’t surrender the ability to a third party because this has become a bargaining chip with the players. Same with marijuana testing. Why give anything up for ‘free’ when they might be able to get something back for it from the players. In a perverse way, the more Goodell keeps screwing stuff up, the…

DISRESPECTING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!?!?! HOW DARE HE oh wait, just saw what he looks like, never mind.