I’d wager they don’t see it as slander.

I imagine this happening if the Browns ever made it to the Super Bowl

First off, let me say that anybody price gouging for vital supplies in an emergency is a giant piece of shit, and deserves to be known as such.

You deviated preverts are going to have to answer to the Coca Cola company for this.

You are a disgusting human being.

Tom Llamas won’t share his HBO Go password with his fiance.

Unrelated: Tom Llamas also gets out of the shower to pee.

Albert is there any chance to get a man out of the greys here?

Have fun stoically starving when whatever disaster eventually befalls your town

I going to guess that you rooted for Javert?

What if you are the owner of that supermarket?

Horseshit like this is why people hate libertarians.

You must have large, muscular forearms, what from pulling up so hard on those bootstraps of yours.

Tom Llamas will call the Safeway manager over to the 15 Items Or Less Lane if someone tries to ring up a bag of potatoes because it holds more than 15 potatoes.

Tom Llamas reported his mother to the store manager for having nine items in the “8 items or less” check out line.

Tom Llamas will write you up for printing your concert tickets from your office printer because it’s stealing company property.

Tom Llamas is OK with drawing a walk in beer league softball.

Tom Llamas repeatedly beats young children at board games; says it builds character.

Seems a little harsh to criticize a guy whose mind moves at Llama speed; not everyone can operate at African Swallow or even Cheeetah.

At least he’s not Turtle, amirite?

Tom Llamas calls 3 second violations in pick up basketball games.