Quit making us look bad, plz. We don’t need any more help.

I was trying to figure out how the Browns game, which was still close at the time I’m referencing, was about even in game time to the Ravens blowout of the Dolphins.  Knowing that high-scoring games take longer, I was very confused.

Just looking at the still in the article makes me think this is “Valerie Plame for Congress, brought to you by Chevrolet.”

From what I hear if someone has depression/anxiety/etc. they are generally not a fan of the President.  If you add in the people that have substance abuse issues that cause these problems, they tend to be a fan of the President.

“Carl’s Jr...Fuck you! I’m hungry.”

This is a fact. If being gay is a choice then so is being straight. I think it was Dan Savage who asked someone (maybe Newt?) when they chose to be straight. Of course they said they never chose, they just naturally felt that way.

Or the death penalty. People always forget that one.

I can’t understand why anybody cares what a football player thinks about anything that isn’t football

BTW, Muslim extremists are also right-wing.

What kind of person engages in this kind of sheer lunacy?

Yeah, he’s going to slip and say 48 states at some point and people are going to go on television and say straight faced that there are only 48 states in the union.

I’m sitting here (as a white guy) trying to figure out how dreadlocks are somehow improper. Why do they bother people. Maybe it’s because I worked at an HBCU (in IT as well), but I’m missing why the hair style is bad somehow.

I'm confused here. They were practicing inside because it was ostensibly not as hot and humid. They almost certainly had AC.

Clydesdales are very strong on the border.

He can run while incarcerated. Works great to gin up the resentment vote.

Nominating a horse to own the libs.

The MLS can’t put itself in the position of dealing with every conceivable nuance of political expression, which it would be doing by saying “some political speech is acceptable.” If it did that, it would be responsible for defining what “acceptable” is, which is a precarious situation for public relations.

Here’s the thing though. The Iron Front is good but the 3 Percenters are bad.

OMG my eyes are watering like crazy. Any time I see a bloodshot eye like that, I lose it.

People love me at the office.