The weirdest thing is that I didn't even think twice about that until you pointed it out. What is wrong with me? Why the hell is there a head in that freezer?

What? LOL

Well... that was random.

Winter is Coming.

4) You take turns

Sooooo...a double blowie is two mouths, one cock? Cuz I always thought they were two cocks, one mouth. Which I've done. Don't judge me.

I can see you also worked hard to be a douchebag.

Dollar for pound, nothing beats the Dremel when it comes to portability. With a wide variety of attachments and handy travel case that comes with most Dremel tools, it's perfect for small projects on the go.

They do the best heart string market research. That and they already have all of your data.

Stop hanging out with assholes and reduce the likelihood of being smacked upside the head with a jug of juice. That was true before Vine, too.

Meet Christ Almighty*. This thing sits on a chair by my bed, forever plugged into the wall, and I have habitually forgotten to put it away before company so many times that by now I don't even bother. All my friends have seen it. The guys always tell me that they'll never sit in that chair again, to which I just roll…

What a fucked religion.

I agree with the theory behind this, HOWEVER...

Getting mad at things the trolls haven't said is silly. Pre-emptive troll responding is a waste of time.

There's a kernel of truth in what she's saying. Marriage happens, maybe a kid or two, and sooner or later the sex dries up. The guy has needs, strays, and takes 100% of the blame when found out. I'm not saying infidelity is excusable, but maybe if partners paid more attention to ALL of each others needs, it wouldn't…

But Heaven’s floodgates open when we stop making excuses!

There might be a giant hole in the stage but I'd like to see you find a convention center that can accommodate an event like BronyCon. And by accommodate, I mean, be at least 100 yards away from schools and playgrounds.

Here's the USS Constitution actually firing its cannons last week in Boston.

Never good enough.

it was an ugly paragraph, but I do think he meant "use the practice arena" not literally "use the fat person". Slightly more tolerable.