Is this a real thing?

Tony Stark is also, y’know, fictional.

Jason Statham, so hot. Why does he do it for me?

Philistine! This is high art!

Didn't someone from The Who get arrested for such a thing?

To the people who object to this: Do you want to take the chance that you are going to have sex with someone who is not 100% consenting? If the answer is in any way "Yes", you need to take a good, long look at yourself.

Safe. Sane. CONSENSUAL.

if you're not getting enthusiastic consent, you aren't doing it right.

"It is not difficult not to rape someone. " That right there. Well put. The mic you broke when it hit the floor might be taken out of your paycheck, though. But worth it, I would think....

The Coachella and Obamacare ones were about 50/50.

Spoiler Alert: Fifteen year old movies don't need spoiler alerts.

I hate eating chemicals of any sort. That's why I consume nothing but the cold, unforgiving vacuum of outer space. (And even then, I sometimes get trace atoms stuck in my teeth. Pisses me off.)

Psh TV scheduling is for olds. I watch all my shows at the funky cool new time of whenever the heck I want.

It was actually more useful since you didn't need a specific phone to pair with it! It WAS THE PHONE! (Mind-blown)

Why is her hair flipped over the machine?

I drive a classic car with the original radio. I'm very interested in this.

I think you're thinking of shirts in the $200-400 range...plenty of people spending $85 on a button up are walking around with it untucked. That's not really a huge amount of money for such a shirt, comparatively speaking.

and this...

*That sound you hear is panties dropping.*