Is this a real thing?

Jason Statham, so hot. Why does he do it for me?

Didn't someone from The Who get arrested for such a thing?

To the people who object to this: Do you want to take the chance that you are going to have sex with someone who is not 100% consenting? If the answer is in any way "Yes", you need to take a good, long look at yourself.

Safe. Sane. CONSENSUAL.

if you're not getting enthusiastic consent, you aren't doing it right.

"It is not difficult not to rape someone. " That right there. Well put. The mic you broke when it hit the floor might be taken out of your paycheck, though. But worth it, I would think....

The Coachella and Obamacare ones were about 50/50.

Psh TV scheduling is for olds. I watch all my shows at the funky cool new time of whenever the heck I want.

and this...

*That sound you hear is panties dropping.*

4) You take turns

Sooooo...a double blowie is two mouths, one cock? Cuz I always thought they were two cocks, one mouth. Which I've done. Don't judge me.

Dollar for pound, nothing beats the Dremel when it comes to portability. With a wide variety of attachments and handy travel case that comes with most Dremel tools, it's perfect for small projects on the go.

Stop hanging out with assholes and reduce the likelihood of being smacked upside the head with a jug of juice. That was true before Vine, too.

Meet Christ Almighty*. This thing sits on a chair by my bed, forever plugged into the wall, and I have habitually forgotten to put it away before company so many times that by now I don't even bother. All my friends have seen it. The guys always tell me that they'll never sit in that chair again, to which I just roll…

What a fucked religion.

I agree with the theory behind this, HOWEVER...

Getting mad at things the trolls haven't said is silly. Pre-emptive troll responding is a waste of time.

There's a kernel of truth in what she's saying. Marriage happens, maybe a kid or two, and sooner or later the sex dries up. The guy has needs, strays, and takes 100% of the blame when found out. I'm not saying infidelity is excusable, but maybe if partners paid more attention to ALL of each others needs, it wouldn't…