There might be a giant hole in the stage but I'd like to see you find a convention center that can accommodate an event like BronyCon. And by accommodate, I mean, be at least 100 yards away from schools and playgrounds.

Here's the USS Constitution actually firing its cannons last week in Boston.

Never good enough.

it was an ugly paragraph, but I do think he meant "use the practice arena" not literally "use the fat person". Slightly more tolerable.

The problem with child-resistant packaging: adults can't open the package when they go back for seconds.

So I watched a little bit of it this morning, and it's actually really sad. On the one hand, she has a nice looking porn-star body; and James Deen is always a pleasure.* On the other hand, she calls him "boyfriend" and "baby" all the time, which isn't very common in most of the porn I've seen. Obviously this could…

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