Fuck. You. The entire clickbaity title and image are spoilery.

Isn't that where queefs come from? Aren't they literally vagina farts?

I could switch to my out of the greys account, but this one seems more fitting. I love that image.

He isn't.

That woman looks like candy. I would lick that, to answer your question.

I was like, "Awesome, Judge Roberts is going to have to say some reprehensible shit on the record" but then it was that dumbass line.

Yeah, anecdotes are great and all, but the actual statistics aren't as kind.

Let's find away so that no one has to make that decision ever again.

Maybe we should teach them to read better. Places with good education systems generally have lower addiction rates, and I bet it's at least partly causal.

The good news is I'm pretty sure I could spot those people even if they weren't dressed like that and hate them anyways.

Didn't someone from The Who get arrested for such a thing?

If a girl ever said "Will you [fill in blank] me?" just like that I probably wouldn't even be able to, cause I'd have finished. It'd be mighty disappointing for the lady, but she'd walk away smiling, I'd wager.

#2 is pretty mastubatory, no?

Redundant.

I'm better at portraying myself than Jared Leto is.

The last guy is clearly an accomplished liar. He was way too comfortable making that stuff up.

Do they have a red Porsche anywhere?

A rare misstep for Jennifer Lawrence.

I think you guys are being way too hard on this one. Is the concept stupid? Yes. Is this worthy of print? No.

It's funny that this hasn't been mentioned... Tom's Hardware does a ranking like this monthly. Bookmark the page, spare the rod.