Jenn Tisdale is awesome... How didn't you get that?

Sexy depends a lot on the person, no? There are some partners with whom anything, even the most normal of gestures, are incredibly sexy.

Am I supposed to feel any sympathy for the white women in this story?

It's so weird that completely unprompted, a grown man would just start talking about the size of his penis.

#COTD

Isn't this a bad thing? Am I the only one who things walking faster is better?

This thread should have a trigger warning.

I almost got past the first sentence. Almost.

Today I learned that jelqing is Arabic.

LadyNotMysoginist and I were discussing this last night. I think it would take a few candidates standing up for themselves (and forgoing re-election) before we could make any progress on this front. I wish Weiner, in 2010, had just said "this is my personal life, it doesn't affect my ability to uphold the…

My father is addicted to the cherry variety.

Getting mad at things the trolls haven't said is silly. Pre-emptive troll responding is a waste of time.

Oh god, she may be an amazing documentarian, but she is dreadful to listen to. I wouldn't have put her at the very beginning of that trailer. Though as you mention, Meher, she is beautiful.

I was bussing around the tarmac at Frankfurt this past weekend (Lufthansa frantically trying to get me from flight to flight in 15 minutes — made it) and we passed close to an A380. Two adorable 6 year olds travelling with us literally gasped when they saw it. The plane is awe-inspiring.

I think things have gotten better over the last 3 years. When I was a senior, my roommates and I played A LOT of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. We burned through three XBoxs, and it was almost always on. We heard a lot of disgusting talk. Recently, I've been playing a lot of Halo 4, and it's a ghost town.

Direct beaming from the Holodeck, impressive feat ensign.

Either it won't be smelly or it won't be that bad... If it's super smelly, it means that the undead corpses are decomposing. Decomposition means nature is doing the heavy lifting in our fight for mankind's destiny.

You're spot on re: Jane Lynch divorcing not being sad. It's a shame that they didn't work out for sure. But to quote Louis C.K. "no good marriage has ever ended in divorce."

It's always sort of appropriate. Those aren't even Jaime's words for those of you keeping track at home.

So $250k from 0-17, that's $14.7k per year.