The problem with child-resistant packaging: adults can't open the package when they go back for seconds.

I'm aware of that - I more meant that their killing technique is less "wow you created a sonic boom" and more "beat the crap out of you with my thumper" :)

Hmmmmm. Drudge working for Gizmodo under a psudonym?

So I watched a little bit of it this morning, and it's actually really sad. On the one hand, she has a nice looking porn-star body; and James Deen is always a pleasure.* On the other hand, she calls him "boyfriend" and "baby" all the time, which isn't very common in most of the porn I've seen. Obviously this could…

OH NO I'M SORRY ARE YOU A GHOST OR A BAG OF HAIR