I almost got past the first sentence. Almost.

Of course, the car brand is Porsche.

Today I learned that jelqing is Arabic.

LadyNotMysoginist and I were discussing this last night. I think it would take a few candidates standing up for themselves (and forgoing re-election) before we could make any progress on this front. I wish Weiner, in 2010, had just said "this is my personal life, it doesn't affect my ability to uphold the…

My father is addicted to the cherry variety.

Getting mad at things the trolls haven't said is silly. Pre-emptive troll responding is a waste of time.

Agree with two of your three points. Definitely needed more sexy women for me (and hell, maybe more shirtless dudes for people of that persuasion) and something more about the monsters. That being said, I didn't want the movie to be any longer than it was. Additionally, I thought the "drift" concept was just a ploy…

Oh god, she may be an amazing documentarian, but she is dreadful to listen to. I wouldn't have put her at the very beginning of that trailer. Though as you mention, Meher, she is beautiful.

I'm running an iPod classic 80 GB. I'm almost full, I probably won't buy another when I fill it up, but I might buy another when mine dies. I like having all of my music in one place, so I can travel with all of it, not just 16 GB.

I was bussing around the tarmac at Frankfurt this past weekend (Lufthansa frantically trying to get me from flight to flight in 15 minutes — made it) and we passed close to an A380. Two adorable 6 year olds travelling with us literally gasped when they saw it. The plane is awe-inspiring.

I think things have gotten better over the last 3 years. When I was a senior, my roommates and I played A LOT of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. We burned through three XBoxs, and it was almost always on. We heard a lot of disgusting talk. Recently, I've been playing a lot of Halo 4, and it's a ghost town.

Direct beaming from the Holodeck, impressive feat ensign.

Either it won't be smelly or it won't be that bad... If it's super smelly, it means that the undead corpses are decomposing. Decomposition means nature is doing the heavy lifting in our fight for mankind's destiny.

You're spot on re: Jane Lynch divorcing not being sad. It's a shame that they didn't work out for sure. But to quote Louis C.K. "no good marriage has ever ended in divorce."

It's always sort of appropriate. Those aren't even Jaime's words for those of you keeping track at home.

So $250k from 0-17, that's $14.7k per year.

$125k for me. If I have a partner, combined we would need to make $225k. If we have children, tack on another $25k per child.

I bought a decent DSLR 5 years ago. That and a nice lens and you don't need anything. Takes great pictures, and anyone with Photoshop skills can take care of the rest. Invest in the $1500 and the 100 hours it takes to get going, and you'll never look back.

Not all of us are syndicated bloggers who do this for a living.

Proudest moment of my Jezebel career is that I've only ever been one of those things. Doesn't explain that I'm having less sex than I would desire.