So underwear vending machines aren't weird?

Less sciency? They can see more colors than humans can conceptualize.

I thought the attitude around here is sex is whatever in the world you want it to be.

I think I read somewhere that people who swear often are more trustworthy. Fuck that noise.

Ergonomist.

Guy checking in here. If the sheets are dirty, clean them. If not, let it (and yourself, if that's your thing) ride. Don't know, don't care. More generally, the "how would you feel if the roles were reversed" is not a great way to figure out appropriate decisions or reactions across genders.

Is "drop an egg" a Patrice O'Neal tribute?

Great article. Should just be reposted every couple of weeks...

I don't think I've ever seen a Jezebel article without a single comment (does that make me first?). This is truly horrifying.

So I watched a little bit of it this morning, and it's actually really sad. On the one hand, she has a nice looking porn-star body; and James Deen is always a pleasure.* On the other hand, she calls him "boyfriend" and "baby" all the time, which isn't very common in most of the porn I've seen. Obviously this could…

He is a man out of time, and he readily admits it. I spent a semester working, living, and learning at Mystic Ct.'s historic seaport, and had the chance to spend many a day on gorgeous wooden boats/ships of all sizes. This is, unfortunately, a lost art. Cute documentary, wouldn't mind seeing more like this.

I was wondering when someone would make the stupid "Nazi Germany" gun argument. Who are these people that are trying to take your guns away? I haven't seen that bill yet...

You know that's not justice, right?

Friends, this is not a weird exception to Beyowulf's otherwise awesome persona She actually sucks this bad. And I love Jay, but he definitely got less cool after being with her.

We can't fucking win with Donald. I'm sure he's psyched that "those liberal bitches" at Jezebel are talking about him, but at the same time, we can't just not call out his constant stream of filth and bigotry. Such a bummer.

"Everything's fine, there's food in the fridgerator." And a Skil saw on the kitchen counter?

"So is the wiimote" sounds like a traditional gamer dis. After humiliating "noobs" in Halo, my friend used to tell them that if they hurried to GameStop right now, they could probably exchange the 360 for a Wii.

False equivalence, checking in.

I have a great new idea, meant with no disrespect to Sara. Just post the best e-mails of the week/period. Personally, I don't read them, I just imagine the best responses by myself. This way, you could get more awesome e-mails on the page.

Doesn't it only make sense to say someone has a small penis when tons of people haven't seen his weener? Most of my friends (like all the guys, and a lot of the women) could tell you exactly what James Deen's penis looks like.