This article needs to be 10 times longer, with a thoughtful, witty response to each and every one of this jags fitness tips.

Can someone explain the Dirt Bag tag?

Does anyone else get bored by conversations like this?

Bullshit.

Butternut!

Just one long excuse to use a fucks are given joke?

I believe in like, a subjective definition of virginity, because that way, I'm like, totally not a whore.

Vishnu, am I the only man who is terrified of spiders?

Looking for problems, you can find them everywhere.

I thought Louie Anderson had killed himself, now he's just wishing he had.

Scientists say this, but I don't believe it (cause fuck science), so I'm going to report on what would be interesting. Quality journalism, Laura.

I think, VB, that it's two parts. One is the tech of formatting as HS has already mentioned, the other is that people in the tech industry spend more time in front of a computer than most, both during and outside of work.

Pakistan bans Call of Duty and Medal of Honor games because Fuck Freedom.

Not even close.

You can still want to be described by others as a MILF.

You sound pleasant.

I'd say Tea has been ritualized for some time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Tea

Don't worry, I imagine most people know that most Jews are... totally normal.

You're kidding, right? This isn't a fry recipe at all...