Meaningfulness early in the season is a really good metric.

I've heard the same argument: that male soldiers will want to protect their female counterparts. How do male soldiers feel about protecting male counterparts?

Yeah, I'm a young dude so I'm only responsible for the wedding presents.

It shows that you don't want to go to weddings if you would respond so strongly to not being invited. Weddings are the best. Everyone gets drunk, fights, and fucks (you guessed it, Irish-American).

Horrible if true.

Doesn't read entire comment, responds anyways. Keep up the good work.

You two should take your act on the road.

Color me intrigued.

I'm on board with saying that evil isn't a word anymore.

SH*T isn't a swear.

JK on Ray J. aka We used the headline to get clicks.

Charlie Sheen is like a pigeon guys, if we stop feeding him, he'll stop showing up places. I understand the desire to call out the fact that he's an uber-creep but: a) that's not news; b) he is of the "there's no bad press" opinion.

That was the most detailed weird brag I've seen.

I bet the latter.

I'm with DangerTits. If only I could say that IRL.

Knocked Up was one of the funniest movies of the past 10 years.

I don't think those are as analogous as you think they are. In other news, I was kidding.

Oh they know.

Thank your parents for arming meth addicts for me will you?

He means watch it when you're stoned.