Butternut!

Heretic.

Not gross, just would make you the biggest tool ever.

Just one long excuse to use a fucks are given joke?

Sad day when they stopped selling the Taco Bell Taco Supreme! flavored Doritos.

I believe in like, a subjective definition of virginity, because that way, I'm like, totally not a whore.

said everyone five years ago.

I can haz Thunderbolt PCIe card?

Vishnu, am I the only man who is terrified of spiders?

Looking for problems, you can find them everywhere.

I thought Louie Anderson had killed himself, now he's just wishing he had.

Ryan Stewart of John Hopkins Hospital confirms that that is in fact how cancer works.

Scientists say this, but I don't believe it (cause fuck science), so I'm going to report on what would be interesting. Quality journalism, Laura.

Unlike you, troll, I have complex feelings about military spending. I hate war, and would much rather my tax dollars go towards schools, etc. But god damn if things like this aren't super-dee-duper cool. The engineering that goes into that must be incredible, and must push the envelope in some way, right? …

I think, VB, that it's two parts. One is the tech of formatting as HS has already mentioned, the other is that people in the tech industry spend more time in front of a computer than most, both during and outside of work.

Pakistan bans Call of Duty and Medal of Honor games because Fuck Freedom.

Not even close.

You can still want to be described by others as a MILF.

Simple solution, don't buy it. I love it when markets work.

If Coulson isn't dead then S.H.I.E.L.D. will make The Avengers a lot lamer.