stillnotmisogynistic
stillnotmisogynistic
stillnotmisogynistic

Butternut!

Just one long excuse to use a fucks are given joke?

I believe in like, a subjective definition of virginity, because that way, I'm like, totally not a whore.

Vishnu, am I the only man who is terrified of spiders?

Looking for problems, you can find them everywhere.

I thought Louie Anderson had killed himself, now he's just wishing he had.

Scientists say this, but I don't believe it (cause fuck science), so I'm going to report on what would be interesting. Quality journalism, Laura.

I think, VB, that it's two parts. One is the tech of formatting as HS has already mentioned, the other is that people in the tech industry spend more time in front of a computer than most, both during and outside of work.

Pakistan bans Call of Duty and Medal of Honor games because Fuck Freedom.

Not even close.

You can still want to be described by others as a MILF.

You sound pleasant.

I'd say Tea has been ritualized for some time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Tea

Don't worry, I imagine most people know that most Jews are... totally normal.

You're kidding, right? This isn't a fry recipe at all...

Meaningfulness early in the season is a really good metric.

I've heard the same argument: that male soldiers will want to protect their female counterparts. How do male soldiers feel about protecting male counterparts?

Yeah, I'm a young dude so I'm only responsible for the wedding presents.

It shows that you don't want to go to weddings if you would respond so strongly to not being invited. Weddings are the best. Everyone gets drunk, fights, and fucks (you guessed it, Irish-American).