Horrible if true.

Doesn't read entire comment, responds anyways. Keep up the good work.

You two should take your act on the road.

Color me intrigued.

I'm on board with saying that evil isn't a word anymore.

SH*T isn't a swear.

JK on Ray J. aka We used the headline to get clicks.

Charlie Sheen is like a pigeon guys, if we stop feeding him, he'll stop showing up places. I understand the desire to call out the fact that he's an uber-creep but: a) that's not news; b) he is of the "there's no bad press" opinion.

That was the most detailed weird brag I've seen.

I bet the latter.

I'm with DangerTits. If only I could say that IRL.

Knocked Up was one of the funniest movies of the past 10 years.

I don't think those are as analogous as you think they are. In other news, I was kidding.

Oh they know.

Thank your parents for arming meth addicts for me will you?

He means watch it when you're stoned.

I just want him to sing to me all through the night.

Man to woman: Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?

People would have just had all of Jesus's articles.

Bullshit. This is a first-world country where the job is paying $60k a year. She wasn't going to starve to death.