Color me intrigued.

I'm on board with saying that evil isn't a word anymore.

SH*T isn't a swear.

JK on Ray J. aka We used the headline to get clicks.

Charlie Sheen is like a pigeon guys, if we stop feeding him, he'll stop showing up places. I understand the desire to call out the fact that he's an uber-creep but: a) that's not news; b) he is of the "there's no bad press" opinion.

That was the most detailed weird brag I've seen.

I bet the latter.

I'm with DangerTits. If only I could say that IRL.

Knocked Up was one of the funniest movies of the past 10 years.

I don't think those are as analogous as you think they are. In other news, I was kidding.

Oh they know.

Thank your parents for arming meth addicts for me will you?

He means watch it when you're stoned.

I just want him to sing to me all through the night.

Man to woman: Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?

People would have just had all of Jesus's articles.

Bullshit. This is a first-world country where the job is paying $60k a year. She wasn't going to starve to death.

Shitty, huh? Another lose lose situation in the news. Yeah, Farell sucks for suggesting the need for that warrantless search. Hellesson performed the search, pretty shitty too. Everyone sucks in this story.

What's the response to the fact that, at least when I looked at the results, there are very very few women who hate to be hit on?

You just keep going with the shitty metaphors, huh?