Not being condescending, but the easiest way is as follows: "I want to talk to you about children." Wait for them to say that yes, they are in fact interested in your opinion. Then: "I don't want to have them."

I guess I've just been socialized to disagree with you. :-)

I did try (obviously unsuccessfully) to cover that. What wealth signifies can be a totally good reason to be with someone (what you said) but there are two assumptions that are made that I don't like.

Come on, you aren't really saying that picking someone to be with because of humor or intelligence is the same as picking someone for their wealth (wealth as a signal aside)? Gold digging is the same as picking someone who makes you laugh?

That statement is almost always true. There's a reason his nickname is Gerard Departout (who's everywhere). Good flick.

God, regret is a strong word. Will I miss all the sex I would have after Friday if the world does end? Absolutely. Do I want to get it all in (yup) now to make up for that possibility? Not strongly.

Is there anything wrong with this video? I can't find anything.

Surely we can all agree that he sucks.

Don't let good data get in the way of an emotional (and obviously flawed) argument.

Not too good with the reading, are you?

When he's on his knee. (That's what he said?)

Boom!

Some people enjoy getting offended though.

He should run for president and get humiliated in defeat.

Axilrod accomplishes the same thing.

Hopefully every jury in the country would convict someone for killing someone.

I love watching pretty women on the internet arguing.

All Jezebel writers should henceforth be required to read the article about Rape Jokes and check their stories against the criterion for good or bad Rape Jokes.

If you use this or any mechanized weaponry in the snowball fights in my hood (think nice Boston suburbs) you're getting iced.

You keep using that word (homophobic). I do not think it means what you think it means.