At least the big networks are finally getting used to the idea of live streaming.

This makes me glad that he went bankrupt and that Mark Sanchez fucked his daughter.

Sorry, I already read Jenn Sterger’s oral history of Favre. I didn’t even have to scroll four inches.

Laugh all you want but we have no idea what kind of information they were able to get from that deer or how many lives it saved because of it.

So the moral of the story is, we should encourage kids who torture animals to play football instead of letting them grow up to become active shooters? I can’t see where this is going.

I never joke about Johnny Footbawl!

“...one of the funniest stories I ever heard...”

Another bone of contention between Marathe and Tomsula was a perfectly good one from Marathe’s steak, which he was apparently just gonna throw in the trash.

“If ya got gum and tin foil layin' around then there's no need to call one of them fancy plumbers."

Head coach Jim Tomsula didn’t want to believe the stories about Kaepernick were coming from inside the building

Don’t worry, fellow Niner fans, there are reports the team is interested in Johnny Manziel. We’re saved!

As a Niner fan; GOOD! Hopefully even more shit goes wrong and York sells the team. That douche canoe has ruined the San Francisco...I mean Santa Clara 49ers.

If there is anyone who can fix leaks with a handful of spare parts, it’s Tomsula.

You see, the thing about a power struggle is you can just have a fire in a trash can in one corner of the room and use it for heat, light, and cooking. You don’t need much more than that when the power company turns off your electricity.

Lol.

Ladies and gentlemen, your San Francisco 4and9ers!

The game was classic Lions. Build a lead quickly by catching the opposing D off guard. Fail to score any meaningful points for the rest of the game. Watch the other team get in gear and slowly march back and take the lead. Complain about a controversial call late in the game that screwed the Lions over (not the 6…

Nah, I’m not a fan of either team. I saw the stat when I was reading about the Browns god awful loss on Monday. There is a dude in Cleveland that made a list ranking the Browns losses based on how fucked up they lost. I can’t imagine that life.

“What’s the deal with the ‘Prevent’ defense? You’re obviously not preventing anything with that formation. Nothing has ever been prevented by the ‘Prevent’ defense. It should be called the ‘Why Don’t You Guys Take As Much Time And Space As You Need, And We’ll Do The Best We Can To Adapt’ defense.”