He was a creeper with a Napoleon complex alright, but I *surely* would have remembered an iguana!

My immediate thought upon reading this was “holy shit, she’s talking about [creepy coach]! We must have trained at the same gym, what are the chances?”

Whoops—you’re right, my mistake!

I invented way too many American Boys just while thinking about that dumb formulaic name. (Penn is a Stillers fan who plays air horn! Kenny is from Louisville and races horses! Al is from Wasila and can see Russia from his house!) 

It’s okay, you’re among friends here :)

Fair, fair. I concede I have an unpopular opinion on this one. But come on! Cry on Demand? Yes, yes I will. Oh my Sweet Carolina? I know what’s compelling me to go but I stil sing-sob along in faux harmony.

Yep. Have totally cried in my car to Love is Hell. I hate when I realize one of my favorite artists was unbelievably high while writing. Like: shit, man. You went to some dark places that sounded so good but please don’t go back because I want you to not overdose and die. It takes one to know one and all so maybe…

Ooh, forgot about “Oh My God, Whatever, Etc.” and I like it. Fair enough! But in the desert island anthology situation that would be the disc I would sacrifice to fashion a makeshift fish-catching thing or whatever.

Okay, okay, fair haha—and as @ImmortalAgnes pointed out, it has “Oh My God Whatever, Etc.” Which I doooo love...but it’s no Suicide Handbook or Heartbreaker or Demolition!

Same. One of my desert island anthologies. Also? Speedball-era Ryan Adams can get it. He’s never finished a show I’ve gone to—including that one at the Ryman!!—but he is fine and I love his music. (Except Easy Tiger. That one sucked.)

Sorry for the threadjack but, fuck: 45 fired acting AG Sally Yates for failing to uphold his Muslim ban EO.

Additional links to file a complaint against Dathan Paterno: http://www.dph.illinois.gov/topics-services/health-care-regulation/complaints You can call, fax, email, or snail mail complaints. His NPI # is 1174608400. You can also write a letter to be read in front of his colleagues at the regulatory committee’s next…

The Young Pope and I eat the same breakfast, I’m in.

Ugh, the KY situation is depressing as all get out. The shuttering of clinics and proposition (and fuck, passage) of other uber-restrictive bills—backed by men!!—across the country is so disheartening. The denial of our autonomy is gross and wrong; and it will only lead to higher mortality and poverty among women. The…

To go old-school biology, the 7 signs of life are: motion, respiration, growth (from immature to adult form; regeneration of cells), reproduction, excretion of wastes, and intake/metabolism of nutrition, and response to stimuli. A living organism displays or is able to perform all (except sexually reproduction at…

I’ve never seen his singing car show so maybe it’s just this pic, but he reminds me of a grown up Stilwell (Angel) from A League of Their Own.

*wipes away tear* that is even better.

Holy shit. You befriended characters from a Richard Linklater movie!

Late and probably won’t be seen, but @Libraryanneagain : Thank you so much for fishing me out of the greys and letting me participate in conversations here. It’s so much more fun when you can actually engage with other people vs talking to yourself/into the void, and I’ve really appreciated every single time you’ve…