I mentioned that he hoped it might have been a mistake and reposted it (the cover photo is a screenshot of him saying just that), but the initial removal is still a big deal.

My experience was very awkward I feel like I went the right route with asking 2 strippers to have a threesome but I dropped the ball having my mom be the one to film it.

Leftover? Pfft those are treats for the chef for cooking the meal.

Yup, I like my pizza Neopolitan!

He’s right though, the cops didn’t hurt Gray or mess him up. They killed him.

I blame the department and let me tell you why. They praise rookie officers. They’ll go around making a 100 arrests a month, and they’ll praise them. These rookie officers will do anything to get an arrest because they want more praise, you know what I’m saying? This is the result of it. They arrested Gray for some…

Always test mirrors if you're in a room with one. Put your fingernail against the glass. There should be a gap between your finger and its reflection. If there's no gap, you got a two-way mirror.

Sephora Lip Stain in Always Red.

Bannon told me we were "the bitchiest," but that's after I told him I'd once written a horrible review of his Sarah Palin movie

They also had the option of Keep Calm and Carry.

"You're a conservative, and you just don't know it yet,"

Although that comment was pretty mean, I then looked at Dave Greenbaum's articles and saw the 'save on funeral costs' one and am happy to agree. When I scrolled past that the other week, it turned me off so much I just stopped reading Lifehacker for the rest of the week. A 'life' hack that will only work in death?…

I'm sorry but this just felt like an infomercial for Apple. I didn't know people could be this reliant on apps to get through their daily life.

That kitten is definitely going to eat a duck. Just give it time.

Never figured the woman that did this would ever get hired again. Apparently, she now works for the Egyptian Museum in Cairo.

Ugh, Vermont is the creepy guy I went out with who did naked yoga and tried to make me drink a raw egg and homemade kombucha. A world of no.

Dear baby Jesus:

Utah's state motto has been "Grab your dick and double click!" since, oh, 1995.

A solid book, worth every penny. One of my favourite parts in it was where he discusses being a family escort.

You know you done fucked up when your own mother is happy you weren't home for Thanksgiving.