Or you could grow the fuck up and just tell them you don’t want to be in a relationship any more, instead of being a deliberately hurtful and truly awful human being.

Well, my dad killed himself when I was 17. So I can safely say “why” actually is about .000000000001 parts of that equation. Motive is a shaky ground on which to build accountability, and it sure as fuck doesn’t offer anyone solace. I might be able to say my father was irretrievably depressed and afraid of a heart…

She was clearly fucked up in the head. The fact of what she did pretty much identifies her as being mentally ill- and it’s not like saying “well, Dylann Roof is clearly mentally ill based on the extremity of his crime” because there’s a clear demonstration of social and personal ideological influence behind the mass…

I can’t believe how much fucking makeup they put on that tiny meat puppet. Look at the fake eyelashes. It’s like a creepy old lady.

New York should be thick, Neopolitan should be thin. That’s pizza dogma.

does it also make it into a tit shape or was that deliberate?

Neopolitan is great when done right. This summer’s job is at a restaurant that uses a conveyor belt. I wouldn’t serve that crap to a racoon.

Completely agree about the lifehacking. See: Lifehacker on Sundays.

They just made it illegal in BC to throw food scraps in the trash. Hopefully it’ll lead to more composting here.

Yeah he probably tripped and broke his spine.

I love the accidental irony of the truly oblivious.

It's funny, because if you reckon ideology, there is no such thing as American conservative. Republicans are just another type of liberal. You're not conservative until you advocate returning to the crown and only letting the landed nobility have control of the economy (though in practice we could argue about…

Did you know that you can save money after you're dead by not printing an obituary except not because almost all newspapers do it for free? Also, fix your lack of ventilation problem over your stove by opening a window and putting a fan near it, which you could not possibly have fucking figured out by how your smoke…

I almost never troll, but when I do, I troll the violently mediocre who get paid to cut and paste page one of Google.

They put him on Sunday for a reason. It's because all his advice is prosaic crap that would occur to a reasonably bright ten year old. Like, possibly, maybe not having a fan by a window going for your non-ventilated stove would naturally become obvious after the first ten times you set off the smoke alarm.

It's also because Greenbaum has a very limited scope for original thought, and most of his "life hacks" are more like "if you don't have a vent over your stove, open your window and put a fan near it!"

I think it's basically everything he figured out during dorm life, and just never really got past it.

It's embarrassing to me and anyone else with actual skills that you get paid to lower the bar.

As a Canadian, Commander Hadfield is a hero to us. He's exactly what we all aspire to be- a genuinely nice, intelligent, talented and brave guy. There is something weirdly delightful and therapeutic watching him do the anti-gravity thing. Partly, I think, it's because we're just now starting to see with clarity what…

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Well, if you were in a car and Woody wasn't and you were going to start shit, it sounds like you were also going to end shit.