Aren’t the biggest “league water carriers” who say that it’s not a league worthy arena the people who own the Islanders? 

“But trying to think of something cooler for $10K.”

God I wish I could sell bullshit as well as Paul Elio

Also just so we’re clear, you’re essentially saying that the police are more effective in IDing a car in this situation than a community of enthusiasts? Bullshit. You cite one mistake (that was self corrected) but the police never make mistakes identifying vehicles let alone suspects right? RIGHT?!?!

You’re Not from Around Here, Are You?

Like Philly and their fanbase are any better. Loudest, bitchiest, most obnoxious fanbase in the country...playing against ANY other team, and they’d be booed like mad.

This is an awful lot like training an elephant to dance the ballet. As it pirouettes and jetes around the stage you are flabbergasted by its elephantine grace and the ponderous way it sails through the air. Never mind that it is an elephant. It is dancing.

NP. $4k in that condition is a no brainer.

Yank the body off and graft a clean Pontiac Fiero onto it for the ultimate reverse kit car.

For that amount of money, I’d just buy a real Volkswagen Beetle.

$38 grand? Might as well be asking a brazilian dollars for it.

it’s an AWD sports wagon with a v8 and a stick so I’m really wanting to NP but I can’t seem to swallow the miles on this thing, especially the fact current seller says he bought it at 184k and is now getting rid of it 18k later, that right there is a major red flag for me and I therefore have to go CP

Insane. Can easily go fifteen years newer for this price. Even in this clean condition, this is a $1500 car. In non-clean condition, it’s a $500 car.

There will be no test drives until the car is in your name unless you wish to purchase insurance for the car previous to the purchase of the vehicle. I’ll do whatever emergency stops, lock-to-lock wheel checks and everything else you need to check, but I can’t allow anyone to drive the car themselves until the…

“Sir, you will need to put your pants back on immediately. No, sir, please do not wave that at me. Yes, sir, it is quite chilly in here.”

When I get loaded, people call me “sir” all the time. Usually in the context of “please calm down, sir” or “sir, you will need to get down from the table”

I’ve no pity.

They had the option to keep it, get it fixed for free, and get the full settlement amount for their trouble.

It’s not like getting it fixed would have left them with no cash.

It’s also not like getting it fixed would have ruined the car.

They fell to hype, made a rash decision to get rid of a car, and are…

It’s not even an homage. It’s just a beat-up old Nova with a 396 and a four speed. And a badly-applied sticker kit.