Gemma Collins is now fighting for dolphins and orcas everywhere.

They made on of her dad:

Pack books? That’s what the Kindle is for.

Because of the extremely isolating world young professionals now live in, it’s unsurprising that “cuddle parties,” supposedly non-sexual events where strangers “practice consent” and intimacy by smashing clothed flesh together,

Though Cruz says he feels healthy and his brief interaction with the person “does not meet the CDC criteria for self-quarantine,” he has decided to stay at home in Texas until the full 14-day incubation period has passed.

Oy vey with the rigged shit again. 

Did anyone get the license plate of the Biden campaign bus that ran over Bernie?

Now we have a race. Contested convention, here we come! 

I see no reason to not back Warren just to own the moderates. 

38% of Americans wouldn’t buy Corona beer “under any circumstances” because of the coronavirus, according to a recent survey.

Historically, threatening to jail librarians is actually a sign that you have the moral high ground in a given debate. (This is a joke.)

Hotels (any anyone else) being harassed by these bloodsuckers should apply the Bruce Lee method:

Just pointing out the reality of the situation. Let's talk after super Tuesday. Then we can take his lead seriously. 

This lady sells bullshit remedies as a means to heal oneself. I’m disinclined to take her seriously.

Broken clocks my friend 

“He won Iowa. He won New Hampshire. He won Nevada,” she told the crowd”

So a snake oil fraud endorsed Bernie. My fart’s endorsement carries more weight. 

Sarandon endorsed Jill Stein FFS. She can take a seat.

The youts don’t seem to have discovered the Google.