Sweden where tenants are forced to socialize with one another for a minimum two hours each week.

We’ll see how much that piece of paper is worth if he takes office next January. I remain skeptical and don’t like him that much.

Yet one of them won't commit to being a Democrat. 

One of these sites had to step on the Sanders pile of dogshit after Splinter got the boot. I guess Jezebel drew the short straw. 

As long as there’s good WiFi and an internet connection, there’s no need to leave you bunk.

So you’re saying awful people say awful things...checks out.

That was back in the early teens, a lifetime ago 

Just imagine how fun splinter would be. Even more so. 

Silly you, expecting a reason to be stated in the first place. That would actually make sense. 

Those are betting odds between the two doddering olds.

Why should he be the presumptive candidate without the majority of delegates? That’s not how it works. I don’t give one fuck how much his supporters yell and scream about it. Get the majority or be gone and retire. 

“Sanders’s refusal to come clean” about the cost and funding of his Medicare for All plan.

Hey Baby,

I wonder how many milk crates he’ll need to reach the bible at his swearing in. 

That’s what’ll happen to me.

they mostly understand that Warren’s policy wishlist has very little relationship to what a Warren presidency could hope to achieve.

This doesn’t strike me as a smart move for those with “supposedly” higher education. The best candidate out there is losing to a  second heart attack candidate, barbershop quartet back-up and Minnesota Nice?

She could have opted for the classic, “Jesus preaches love, and I’m here with you in love.”

It’s Klobberin’ Time!

Wonderful humor Madam President.