WORTH THE WAIT. Also, you’re a good person

I had “deep dish” in San Diego (not my idea!) once and I suddenly knew why deep dish has such a bad rap with many people.

We just moved back to Chicago after nearly a decade away, and one of the criteria for our apartment was that it had to be in the Pequod’s delivery window

See, I don’t understand it when people try to defend a quarterback’s lousy performances by saying that some of the games were played against competent football teams, and there was some inclement weather.

I’m assuming that when you say “easier for me,” you mean “more convenient for me to root for him since he’s on my team.” One of the hardest things about integrity is sticking to it even when it competes with other desires and motivations. I rail against people in the league who abuse women, so as much as I loved those…

“You’re a loser. I’m a winner”

I watched this yesterday and I am still infuriated that they are just sitting in boxes. At least some are going to the Smithsonian, but they should be available for people to appreciate.

“Bad dates”

Pshaw.....trying to save face when you got dinked. Sorry but I have yet seen a line ref be taken out by a errant tennis ball.

Sure, the point is that bunching one of the most notorious examples of domestic terrorism in this country with some “fun facts” about the city where a baseball team is located is misguided at best. Emmett Till was a child whose “claim to fame” was his brutal lynching, and it’s a fame that was built on the image of his…

MLK isn’t famous because he was murdered. 

Wtf are you talking about? Is MLK no longer from Georgia because he was murdered? This article makes zero fucking sense. We’re all super proud of how upset you got tho.

You can’t just casually drop in the name of a brutally murdered teenager among a list honoring accomplishments like living long enough to drunkenly host a shitty TV show

a little fun fact about people from the area should not include a child lynched by white men for being falsely accused of whistling at a white woman, you ass.

That is absolutely the reason it is currently ranking high. The chicken was never that good - it was typical. I’d say Wendy’s is a bit better, but even then it would be quibbling about which mediocre chicken sandwich you prefer. The service is pretty standard. This entire report is skewed from what it is reporting -…

I am sure he had a detailed game plan mapped out showing exactly how his breakfast would go, but when it came to the moment of truth, he simply couldn’t execute it.

Newt Gingrich cosplayer

Manny Machado received a one game suspension for contact with an umpire over balls and strikes and VIOLENTLY throwing his bat against the backstop [, an unoccupied wall of netting and padding specifically designed to safely absorb and neutralize the impact of flying bats and balls,] with absolutely no regard for…

So, we won’t be trying that mirroring shit on you now, is that right?

While the law won’t apply retroactively,