On one hand, this is clearly unintentional base on the speed, choice of pitch, the body language of the pitcher (dejected, staring at hand), the reaction of the catcher, the score and situation, etc. Ridiculous he was tossed out for throwing at someone.

Kenan will outlive Lorne and everyone on that show.

Hey! Real America is prettier when she smiles!

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

Whether I was a buffoon or not, if Terry Bradshaw was inside me... I’d be glad I was insensitive.

walking a few hundred yards from the stadium a 3 y old shouted to his dad - ‘Look daddy there’s some Pakis’.

You’re right...I immediately went to the rubber and stayed in the box for my duration, and I was finished long before two minutes was up. 

You don’t go out planning to die on any hill. You charge up that fucker guns blazing and banner flying and every once in a while you get to the top and knock those wrong-headed sons of bitches down.

On behalf of countries who are routinely blown apart every other week, many due to the Petyr Baelish School of American Foreign Policy, I’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that about other countries and 9/11. Tragedies happen everywhere and they suck everywhere; we just had to AmericanExceptionalism(tm) ours into “OUR…

No one in their right god damn mind is *steaming* nachos. The fuck are you on?

Not sure what level of sarcasm you’re operating under or if you really think this article is being “needlessly pedantic” but I suggest actually read the article. Take notes this time instead of just coming up with a lame quip.

How’s Torts going this semester?

The titles for all Mushnick columns should really start with FWD: FWD: FWD:

I tell friends visiting the city “If you’ve heard of them for deep-dish pizza, it’s probably bad.” To make it well, you really have to have a thick crust and cook it for about 30-40 minutes. Touristy places that thrive on turnover keep their crust thinner and add extra cheese to compensate. This ends up with a lot of…

That’s not how tax brackets work. Only the money in the 28% bracket is taxed at 28%. Everything else being equal, your neighbor and you pay the same in taxes on the first 125k.

I’m pretty opposed to tipping as a structure (it’s bullshit that a person’t livelihood depends on the restaurant being busy and people not being cheapskates), everyone should just be paid a living wage and roll those costs into the cost of the food. But, this structure is the one we live in, and until it changes not…

This seems like an unneccessary article

Pretty sure that statement was the mayor’s, and the rhetoric he was referring to was the stupid attorney’s. Though I understand why you would expect otherwise.

If my son comes home and says he got in trouble for calling a teacher “ma’am” she won’t have to worry. Because when I get to the school that will be the last thing I call her.

I don’t think we can all agree on that