An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

Trump is the kid who always hit the reset button on the Super Nintendo right before you beat him at Street Fighter 2.

Nii-ugh. Hold on, Niiiiiaaaah. Nnnnnniiiiiiahhhh.

All of Trump’s Wives: He Cheats Like Hell.

Well there is one.

This is what you get from fan feedback:

“This points out something important. That armchair doctors at home cannot make a concussion diagnosis on video alone. ... ”

Sticky Ditka:

I think you’re overthinking it. If your kids are having issues getting up, the number one solution in my book is an earlier bedtime. Setting out clothes the night before helps. But I don’t agree about breakfast. We take some time to have breakfast together in the morning, even if it is simple, it’s important family…

No man is that fucking stupid to believe that the only safe way to interact with women now is to not interact with women now.

I literally just posted two reporters.

“Sure, the NFL is rigged, but it’s rigged in favor of a handful of teams, not just one,” is not a defense of the NFL.

And the fact is, Brady is going to get PI/Holding calls and Bortles is not. It’s not fair. But Rodgers, Big Ben and Brees would have the same advantage.

Sometimes...;)

not getting triggered on a deadspin post???

If it lasted for a month, you did not have only a cold. You probably started out with a cold (or other upper respiratory infection) and acquired a secondary infection. If you had yellow mucus, you had a bacterial infection, and antibiotics would have shortened the illness.

It’s really sort of mind boggling how you don’t see that nepotism fundamentally restricts the opportunities for minority coaches.

It’s an obvious tell that he’s one pound shy of the number that would classify him as obese according to the chart. I’m confident that they shaved the number down from whatever it is to 239.

Coldstone.