That is an excellent point. Going into this game I’m sure the New England Patriots were going to give it maybe 75%. I mean there’s a lot of pressure to win, and Belichick runs a pretty tight ship, but it gets cold sometimes and it’s late in the year, and I would be willing to bet they just aren’t properly motivated.

This is the happiest moment in the history of any 60 person pop and lock dance crew

I’m trying to figure out if “cereal idiot” refers to his choice of cereal or how he prepares/eats said cereal.

Robbie’s the teacher

As a Chinese immigrant, a B- *was* terrible.

Field of Peens

Then don’t run. There seems to be a very simple solution to your concern.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

The right time would have been halfway through the third quarter about 11 months ago.

This Roseanne episode sucks.

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

It’s nice to see Bills fans support people who aren’t bills fans.

Um, because he didn’t kill anyone

False: We actually have laws for incidents involving one person convincing another person to commit murder. It’s still murder. Fuck off.

Keep firing Eli’s!

im pretty sure the green ranger would understand

His knee hitting the ground had no bearing on the play.

And then they lost the game! I knew this celebration was some bad Juju.

For what it’s worth: Yes, I did laugh at my own comment. It was fucking funny, get over yourself & welcome to the internet.

That’s true (it really isn’t) and it makes me wonder how bad the next life is going to be for this guy. He’s already a cockroach. Oh, and karma will certainly punish your ass for using “kudos”.