I dont know whats up with the Steelers—-but you cant be losing this late in the game to the putrid Bears and expect to do anything in the playoffs.

They completely ruined my Pittsburgh Kneelers joke!

Honestly why would anyone ever watch that show.

I’m not an io9 writer. This isn’t io9.

“Don’t trust an Eagles quarterback” is up there with “don’t start a land war in Asia” in terms of sage advice.

All I can think:

One of the first things you learn in Contracts class in your first year of law school (at least in Texas) is that the disclaimers on the back of a ticket aren’t iron-clad. Just because a dry cleaner puts up a sign saying they’re not responsible for lost items doesn’t excuse them from exercising reasonable effort to…

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Lazor said his first item of business will be getting the offense to start playing like gladiators.

It’s like that classic Nathan Hale quote when his British executioner asked the colonial war hero how he felt about being a spy who was caught and about to be hanged. Hale replied, “I only regret that.”

Maybe not a bribe, per se, but surely you can find federal judges, and even the occasional Supreme Court justice, willing to go on a fancy junket or give a speech to some wonderful group of benevolent like-minded people who might coincidentally have business before the court.

Very impressive. Every time I try to imitate college I end up unspeakably lit and lose a shoe.

Ah. Comp. Sci.

I imagine pulling a behind-the-back when your wallet is on a chain ends up with you all tangled up and falling into a pile of Avenged Sevenfold shirts, huh?

Shocking Twist: He’s married to a 14 year old.

To keep you talking about it and eventually, you will hear something or see something that finally strikes a chord and changes how you personally approach these issues. It took the loss of Heather Heyer’s life to do it for her mother. It took listening to their teammates and trying to understand for these white…

say it to my face

“Goddammit, Emma, I was gonna use that headline *tomorrow* afternoon.”

Were you out all fucking night?