Now that NFL games last 7.83 hours and are 87% commercials, I actually find the “Why Your Team Sucks” articles more exciting than the actual season.

You spelled “definition” wrong.

Bautista disrespected the game by stealing second after a base on balls.

Iverson said that, despite the awkwardness, he looks forward to doing more with the Make a Wish Foundation.

Multiple brain injuries, you say?

We’re supposed to pretend? Ooops.

Boy, that ended up going in a different direction than it started in.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Too many black males in the painting for the NRA.

Throw in a quaint little cabin or chateau and this looks like the photo inspiration for a Thomas Kinkade painting that would be hanging in an NRA’s exec’s office.

If you advise someone and he/she doesn’t ever listen to your advice, are you really advising anything?

So how does Deadspin choose who to report on? A player on a mediocre team who had an undistinguished career got arrested for a minor infraction. Why is this national news now?

I see zero public good being served by this story.

he didn’t want marijuana usage to be “something that we’ll be held accountable for some years down the road.”

“On the surface, a donation to a private high school might not seem like the most humanitarian act imaginable, but that same donation might help the school offer a scholarship to a financially needy student.”

Here’s the thing. You shouldn’t be paying a couple extra hundred dollars for good service. It’s like paying $30 for a hot dog because the guy cooking it smiled.

“Hamersky, a 35-year-old attorney, says he was drinking a beer while waiting for his buddy”

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Plus, they literally skate through the season!

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