i thought he was against calling for shots?

Because if he doesn’t, I’ll cough on his kids

Cutler is making elite QB money

If Jay Cutler is calling the shots then he’s likely to end up on a completely different team than the one he’s intending to go to

I’m listening....

Revis grabbed the phone from one man in an attempt to delete the video, then threw the phone into Carson Street.

Like you said, you’re not American.

You expect me to believe that a man who would punch a woman would also make a gay slur?

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

Steve Bannon looks like the odd man out at a swingers party attended by Ted Cruz.

I was hoping the guy was going to throw something Brady didn’t know into the middle of all of that

Is Tom Brady cold or hot? He’s wearing a half sleeve shirt, a sleeveless hoodie, and a stocking cap. I’m so confused.

You had so many good headline options, Samer.

What isn’t wrong with a clip-on?

Now there’s a man who can really take it to the ring.

+1 bindle

Betsy DeVos should put this bear in charge of school art programs. Then shoot it.

What was it Robert Frost said? “Good fences make good neighbors unless your neighbor is black in which case fuck that guy,” I think it was.

If you got a problem with this guy, you’re probably a fucking chicken.