Pequod’s FTW.  Side note: my wife is from Peoria and we had a very strange conversation when she claimed “monocles” were from Central Illinois; I had misheard Monical’s.

Because it’s too difficult to cut into circles without wasting half the pizza

Looking for advice: My 3 year old wasn’t a picky eater, but now is. I think this is more of an issue with control and autonomy over what she eats. I’ve seriously had arguments with her about whether she likes strawberries when the day prior she ate them happily. One not great solution is just forcing her to eat…

I’ve caught myself almost getting into an argument with my 3 year old about how she can’t eat her apple until she at least tries the pizza.

Sidenote: She’s going through a phase where I think it’s more of an issue of control and autonomy as opposed to being a picky eater.

I’m kind of surprised Gruden didn’t trade to a division rival. Mack’s 27, so he probably has about 3 or so more years of being a consistent defensive player of the year candidate and then he’ll likely just be really really good for 5 or so more years (barring injury, poor coaching, the league making it illegal to sack…

I don't know, I'm now starting to think Dudley can indeed defend shit 

I heard him on NPR’s news-trivia gameshow ‘Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me’ and as most gameshows, he was given softball questions.  A couple questions they gave him 3 chances to answer on multiple choice questions with three possible answers.  Even with 3 chances, he almost got a question wrong.

If I could change water to wine, I’d also only need half as much income

Seems to me that Gruden is taking the “first day of prison” approach to his new coaching job: picking out the biggest dood there and starting a fight with him to get the respect of everyone else on the team.

This is from the American Cancer Society: “More recently, scientists reported that THC and other cannabinoids such as CBD slow growth and/or cause death in certain types of cancer cells growing in lab dishes. Some animal studies also suggest certain cannabinoids may slow growth and reduce spread of some forms of…

First, you’re ignoring the power dynamic between the two. She’s clearly the one in control of the situation and a 17-year old would be in a tough position to defend himself.

Second, and this is important, if you give a minor alcohol and have sex with them, it’s rape. Minors aren’t allowed to drink and plying them with…

He had the Nazi tattoos before they got into a relationship, right? I understand issues with domestic abuse victims sticking up for their abusers, but the Nazi shit had to predate that sort of defense.  Bad people can also be victims of domestic abuse.

More like BALDsamic, amirite?

Why is everyone assuming that Dr. Pepper is a man?

I was in the hospital for an extended period and was pleasantly surprised to discover I could binge watch an entire season of some cooking challenge show on Food Network that was being broadcast from start of the season to finish in an afternoon.

Too soon

I sometimes joke that I pick the bottle of wine with the most animals on the label, but to be honest, it hasn’t done me wrong

Caleb:

My guess is they’re equating British protests with Russian hacking and election interference. Your conclusion is still accurate; they aren’t remotely the same thing.

I rewatched Annie the Musical for the first time in a looooong time (decades) and now I’m old enough to realize that Daddy Warbucks was a war-profiteering asshole.  With everything going on in the world, I’m not sure I want my kids looking up to this character.