It’s almost like rape isn’t about sex, but power or control ...

I would enjoy this as Jon Bois style normcore...but it doesn’t feel quite self aware enough. I could be wrong.

You’re kidding right?

*yawn*

I wanted you to be the first to know that I have purchased Gawker with my money and we will now exclusively publish incoherent ramblings about celebs, tech celebs, teens, tots, potato farmers, athletes, extreme athletes, desktop computers, shoes, and Poppe Culture, a senile former miner from Kentucky who got himself…

more like fart briles!!!!!!!11!!!!

What’s nice about Atlanta sports in Nov/Dec is it being warm enough to drink outside on the bar patio knowing you aren’t missing anything interesting on the TVs inside.

Pictured: A longstanding senior member of Manchester City’s fanbase.

Errm, his name is Sadio Manè there guys.

A glance at that list of names suggests 2 actual songwriting credits - 1. Blur (who the Prodigy sampled) 2. The Prodigy (split evenly amongst the band members)

Smack my bitch up is not a bad song. It is a good song.

I would love to hear a crowd yell “signature shout” after every chop.

Excuse me, I live in North Dakota, and all 5 of us here are pretty offended by this post

Listen, I’m just glad you overcame your stroke and can use a keyboard again. I’m sure your tastebuds will come back eventually.

“My job description does not entail a farewell tour.”

These things do happen. I feel horrible for everyone involved.

Pacquiao: No more talk! It’s time for me to fight drugs!

Floyd Mayweather has refused to agree to a penalty over drug use in his upcoming title fight, according to Manny Pacquiao’s adviser. Pacquiao and Mayweather are due to fight on 2 May in Las Vegas and the proposed deal would see either fighter fined $5m hung to death, with the other boxer kicking out the chair from…

I assume its because someone slipped $50k to an IOC marketing person to have $2m in signage purchased from them.

Despite the recall, the bobbleheads still managed to threaten the team statistician and lobby for more cheap hits on their way back to the manufacturer.