So you saying you have never been offended when someone has been a condescending asshole to you? Hey but it’s just a joke right?

Stop fucking browsing at work with your speaker volume up, idiot.

Because they are having matches in the context of the fictional television storyline. QED.

Because not everyone is such a twat.

Which is also dumb, but that’s a complaint for another time.

Thank you, as a means of coping I’m currently remembering the good ol’ days when the NCAA was pure and ethical.

You mean the market would decide the actual worth of these players? Sounds fine to me.

My guess is the reason is that most parents don’t love the idea of sending their children off to be professional athletes in Europe when they are 18 years old. But I do think it will become much more common if the NCAA doesn’t figure out soon that its jig is up and it’s time to start sharing revenues with players.

Student: “we’re worried your policies are more about making you money and less about helping schools and students.”

$20 says she banging the window washer of that stupid fucking house she owns. I don’t buy her piety.

“@BestFansStLouis”

This wasn’t even the Cubs’ B team tonight, since the whole team was probably hung over. It was the C team.

I told you guys that 2017 couldn’t be all bad.

I think the solution is pretty simple. The winner of the draft also has to take Dwight Howard.

And what a beautiful 31 game season it was.

Is it really bad soccer teams that do this? I see it all the time in MLS and...oh, nvm...

Oh hey, it’s that thing I say to my rec team all the goddamn time.

That’s funny, because I’m willing to testify under oath that you did and I saw you and I have pictures and everything.

Many paraplegics are lying.

Thanks, but the last time I tried to chat up a random sixteen year old online it started this WHOLE BIG THING.