The Sporting News just published a pretty righteous take-down of this “forgettable SportsCenter anchor,” too. The whole thing is worth a read, IMHO, but this is the best part:

“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”

Pete Rose can eat shit.

I can do a lot of illegal things with a car, but none of them are the dealers concern. Not to mention it should not be illegal to sell your vehicle for export in the first place, especially since the whole deal here seems to be protectionism of MB’s profits. If someone is willing to pay big bucks for a MB but cannot…

Kind of exciting to see a role reversal and have Trout catch a Mariner.

That was SO funny when PFT Commenter did it two years ago.

This all year, will you do?

“I love my FedEx guy cause he’s a drug dealer, and he doesn’t even know it. And he’s always on time!” - Mitch Hedberg

Of course she is. They all do.

Heck yeah. So much so, that they’re only allowed to do it until the black marks on the floating lanes.

They didn’t just shrug it off, they took care of the matter and punished the female student.

that fucker is from Orlando and I hope he burns in hell

What time does your TV show air?

I understand the choice to get rid of downvoting comments, I really do. Can we make an exception here or maybe add a button so I can hate-fuck this comment?

You can choose to watch only the games, hombre.

This is so fucking stupid. I’M GLAD YOU CAN SPORTS GOOD, BRO

She’d actually be really good on Comedy Central.

God, she deserves a better platform than FS...

Good news for you, they’d never release specific lyrics.

A&M claims that this song went multi-platinum like 90 years ago when they really didn’t even keep track of those things.