It was just as petty as it looks. They were pissed at Ichiro for not taking more pitches as a leadoff hitter, allowing the hitters lower in the order to see more pitches and add to the pitch count. As though that was going to matter to Richie Sexson, Jose Vidro, Milton Bradley and Chone Figgins.

How is it even possible to be selfish on a baseball team? Stop hogging all the hits, Ichiro!

Not anymore, Amare just announced his retirement.

“What an amazing tribute.” - Dan Snyder

Recommended replacement:

“Is there a chance my brain could bend?”

Why, I’ve sold concussion-free youth football programs to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and it put them on the map!

The last summer Olympic Games that mattered was 1972 in Munich. The amateur sports phenomenon, for which the world stopped every 4 years, died when Jim McKay announced, “They’re all gone.” Subsequent boycotts in 1976, 1980, and 1984 invalidated the competition, and professionalism, PEDs, bidding scandals, and the post…

Anyone who thinks today’s baseball is better than 90's baseball is an asshole.

I believe Manchester United got all the calls while Fergie was manager because the refs had a weird father figure/father-I-never-had relationship with him.

When white basketball players cut off their long hair, their ability to be good at basketball dies.

I trip and fall all the time, where my video montage

Every American sports league would be improved if they embraced promotion and relegation.

Phil Mickelson is as popular as he is because he was the safe white alternative to Tiger Woods for racist golf fans.

Tim Tebow = Winner

If the NBA switched to a Premier-League-type 40-game one game per week season it would be twice as big as the NFL.

My theory is that you can’t be clutch but you can not be not clutch — I don’t think people get notably better, but I definitely want a dude who doesn’t crumble under pressure.

I believe Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU.....

Pop is a better coach than Phil

The 2002 Kings Lakers series was 100% rigged by the NBA. I don’t care what anyone says.