The triple option is the most exciting offensive strategy in football and passes are boring.

Where’s the second half of the picture where the banner continues to read: RACIST, MISOGYNIST, DOUCHEBAG?

I’m incredibly excited about Bregman. He’s the first truly Jewish player with superstar potential in a long time.

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.

Shut the fuck up and take the mound for your trash team, kid.

Probably about 60% of NBA conversations between me and my friend.

Oh, and the team you like is so great that you can tear another team down? We’ll probably see you rip on the Vikings like this about the same time we see them in the Super Bowl (never). Pathetic.

Rio is in the same hemisphere so the water drains the same as in Australia.

This is most assuredly not a boneheaded decision.

But he has weak character because he said his coach gave him money when the coach wasn’t supposed to be doing that. He’s a pot fiend and a snitch!

Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.

As a Cowboys fan, I have zero doubt that he will be on the team this fall.

I absolutely hate the political discourse in our country, but this makes me rethink everything.

That’s the thing about fedoras. They almost always end up looking fucking ridiculous.

Between the NBA about ready to yank the All-Star Game because of their awful anti-gay law and this, all of a sudden, the Matt Hardy/Jeff Hardy Final Deletion event in TNA isn’t the biggest joke to recently come out of the state.

I’m not sure I get this joke. There’s no way anyone would be lame enough to think a “The WNBA isn’t popular” joke is still clever. Can you explain?

Maybe that was the plan all along?

Seriously? Larry Fedora? Did Mike Vape take a job elsewhere?

I’ve actually been hearing that the WNBA is less popular than most male pro sports leagues. Seems crazy but there may be some groundbreaking comedy gold to be found there

If the WNBA let this go unpunished then most people wouldn’t have heard about it. But thanks to their desire to crush the expression it actually got way more publicity than any normal WNBA coverage gets.

I think this counts as irony.