Aw man. I suck. Well, I’ll just go fuck myself then.

They filmed Rocky V in 1989. This supports my theory that Rocky V will give you AIDS.

Since 1776.

Isn’t that called a fireman carry? Trying to think back to high school wrestling.

I just.... wow. I seriously don’t know how you guys come up with this stuff. So clever and twisted but so effin’ funny. I can’t stop laughing at this and you definitely owe me a new monitor, sir! +1 you sick, beautiful bastard and you are definitely the winner of ALL the internets!

Holy sh*t my good sir, I spit coffee all over my screen at this one. Seriously cannot believe you went there. A tip of my cap to you, for you win ALL the internets today. +1 you magnificent bastard, and since you’re surely going to hell, I’ll see you there!

Kevin Nolan and Andy Carroll.

Those movies are all above average, actually.

If you have zero interest in any of those movies, you have bad taste in movies.

I’ve had the same thought. Here’s what they should do:

TSA would never allow it, considering the number of movies that bomb at the box office anymore.

I’ll see myself out.

Ted Cruz is exactly the kind of person whose entire knowledge of basketball would have been gained from reading the rulebook.

I like his “redneck Packers” attire in the picture above. He probably made a staffer run out to Bass Pro Shop or some shit the morning of the game to get him something that the "people would wear" so he could be more "relatable" while he ate a sausage and drank a Bud with some wealthy donors.

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

It’s a joke dumbass

no, it is inflated by about $49,997.73.

And basketball is an entertainment product. Hack-a-Shaq is boring.

Actually, they’ve ruined plenty of white players too. Statistics show that more white players have busted out of Cleveland. All Careers Matter

I disagree. I think both are very entertaining in their own way.