The Cards fans complaining on Twitter that the Dodgers were obviously losing on purpose to their bitter rivals to prevent St. Louis from making the playoff are well worth a read if anyone needs a fix.

Just fall into the sun, both of yas

So your problem is he said “medals” instead of “rings”. Cool.

The second I saw that line I got excited for the Spursy reactions.

LALALALA NO THEY’RE NOT NO THEY’RE NOT NO JINX UNJINX

THANK YOU I SAW THIS YEARS AGO AND HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO FIND IT SINCE

oh please try harder

ugh

I’m pretty sure his point is he’s a little baby, and his diaper is full, and he’d love assistance in changing him

US Soccer just can’t get out of their own way

Not Football Manager, but I had a German 15 year old on my youth team in FIFA 14 who eventually became the world’s best player in the game and sometimes I forget he’s not real.

I believe that would be GWH3, following the acclaimed ‘Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season’

That whiffed chest down in the box was hard to watch. It’s like he forgot how his body worked.

Kid’s got get-back

How’s never getting laid going?

Yancy Thigpen = all time great sports name

My vote goes to 5'10" Adam Sandler portraying an NFL quarterback in The Longest Yard.

lol

Hey! This guy thinks young black men doing anything visible, even when providing reasoned commentary about their motives, are doing it for show! His opinions are steadfast despite evidence to the contrary! It’s almost like he’ll scrutinize young black men no matter what they do! Heh, what do you even call that, jeez!