DETECTIVE DIPSHIT, COMMENT SLEUTH IS ON THE CASE

Tell your mom to get you a bottle already.

Fix your life next

LAAAAAG

also that’s a woman

They’re more lucky that the WWE instructs them to not go after fans that run in nowadays.

What is misleading about the headline? It indicates it’s that it’s the lawsuit that is making the allegation and it puts quotes around the word used in the lawsuit. Pretty clearly a discussion of what a lawsuit is claiming

Friendly reminder that most Twins fans hate David Ortiz even though he was released by a dumbshit front office the same year he hit 20 HRs in an injury shortened season and was also frustrated by how Twins management wanted him to become an inside-out hitter.

Please try harder to live up to your name

HOLY SHIT YOUR DICK IS HUGE

And just like me at the course, all I want is to get one good hit in.

please consider Shutting The Fuck Up

ahahahaha I really really hope it was Sexson that wanted him to take more pitches. Dude will probably strike out swinging on three straight pitches for you at a bar if you ask real nice.

Hey, it’s Dom! What’s up Dom!

“But my memory’s still cracked and broken!”
“Sorry dude, the mob has spoken”

Oh for sure. The media was so hungry for a white knight that anyone who won a major for a while was pushed as a challenger to the throne (see Duvall, David and Els, Ernie).

Granted, I think a lot of golf fans hated Woods more for his youthfulness rather than his race - hence why Vijay Singh was a favored option for a…

God damn did I laugh at this

+2 men in motion at the same time

You and me and seven well-behaved dogs could win 90+ in the early 2000's AL Central

FERGIE TIME IS REAL DAMMIT