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Pro and collegiate sports in America are a net social ill and should be banned.
Also Kevin McHale bit on a bad deal for KG in order to help his former team (and KG) win a title.

I admire your dedication

Allegedly, after his stepfather hit his mother (allegedly)

Hardy/Hardy for NC Gov/Lt. Gov

Swinception

1) Joke about WNBA being unpopular
2) Joke about how there are so many ESPNs
3) Joke is an overused reference to a movie from more than five years ago

Congrats, you are now a drive-time sports radio host. Please pick up your bottle of spray tanner and wrap-around sunglasses at the front desk.

Finally, truth in commenting

You sound like just the emptiest person.

You’re doing the yeoman’s work here

patrick no this plajgerisim youre gonna go to blogjail

As someone with many relatives in WI, I’m certain you’re right and I’m certain it worked

They should have been able to tell from the user name that the poster was a hoax artist. It’s a reference to Ali Dia, who once conned then-Southampton manager Graeme Souness to sign him to a trial by having a classmate call Souness and pretend he was George Weah, telling Souness that he should sign his “cousin” Dia.

Sounds about right. Wouldn’t it be fun if it were Southampton?

Cursed be the souls who manage Swansea and then on Merseyside.

I think he cashes in after his first title (maybe his first decent run in the Europa League) and convinces some poor Chinese team to give him too much money to manage.

Those are his Bad News Jeans

Jones has been DC’s white whale for a few years now. Jones won their only fight and has now missed out on two rematches due to his own personal mistakes. DC’s basically dedicated his life to beating Jones. (Also, he might have been realizing that he might not fight on the card at all, probably contractually screwing…

UFC is a sport that’s regulated by the fighting and sporting commissions in the states they are fighting in. A fighter with a positive test can’t be sanctioned to fight, and a promotion that promoted a fight with a popped athlete would be subject to fines or loss of ability to operate in that state (and seeing as this…

Mine’s “Costas”

He’s not a Cards fan, he’s an even lower life-form: the Comment Section Copy Editor